A little about me.

Hi, I’m Jerry—a late-middle-aged man on a noble quest to retire without immediately being re-hired by my wife as a full-time home inspector, unsolicited opinion giver, and professional light-switch flipper. To avoid becoming a permanent fixture in her daily routine (and possibly her nerves), I picked up woodworking six months ago.

I’m wildly critical of my own work. I’ve sanded pieces into oblivion, stained things that didn’t need staining, and once built a shelf that looked suspiciously like a modern art protest against geometry. I rarely show my creations because I’m convinced they’re one splinter away from being evidence in a crime scene.

This blog is either:

1. A therapeutic outlet to help me embrace imperfection

2. A trap set by internet trolls to keep me woodworking until I’m 97 and finally build something square

Either way, welcome aboard. Just don’t lean too hard on anything I’ve made

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