The  Journey  of  a  Clueless  Carpenter

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Welcome to the Woodshop Where Precision Goes to Die (and Laughter Lives)

I’ve mastered the sacred arts: dad jokes that make teenagers groan, lawn stripes worthy of a PGA tour fairway, and the uncanny ability to nap through any film longer than 90 minutes. But hobbies? Real ones? Those were as elusive as a straight cut on my first attempt with a table saw.

Then came the YouTube vortex: “Beginner Woodworking Projects That Definitely Won’t Ruin Your Marriage.” Spoiler alert—they might. What began as a noble quest to build a rustic coffee table quickly devolved into a lumberyard crime scene. But from the ashes of splintered boards and glue-soaked regrets, a blog was born.

🪚 This isn’t your average woodworking blog.

It’s where crooked shelves meet crooked humor. Where power tools are wielded with questionable confidence. And where every misstep becomes a punchline.

So if you’ve ever:

• Tried to build a birdhouse and ended up with a squirrel duplex,

• Googled “how to remove wood glue from eyebrows,”

• Or just appreciate the fine art of failing gloriously in the garage...

You’re in the right place.

Dive into the blog for tales of triumph, tragedy, and timber. Follow my journey from clueless carpenter to... well, slightly less clueless carpenter. And if you learn something along the way, that’s on you.